The Bachelor's Jake's Girl Friend Vienna's Bikini & Topless Mom

That's a new look at The Bachelor Jake's girl friend, Vienna Girardi, in an itsy bitsy, teensy weeny, yellow, un-polka dotted bikini.

I do not know what beauty pageant Vienna is strutting in here.

We already learned that Vienna used to work at Hooters. That's not really a shocking bit of news.

This week we learned that Vienna's mom used to work topless in a topless joint. I don't know if that is shocking or not. But it sure makes Vienna into an even more interesting gal for Jake to bring home to meet his mom and dad, who reside, I think, in Dallas, in the Buckle of the Bible Belt.

There are plenty of Hooters in Dallas. And topless joints. So, maybe Hooters and a topless mother-in-law, for Jake, will be no big deal for Jake's parental units.

I got email yesterday from Erin who works for a Bachelor show fan website. Erin told me they've been following my blog for awhile and really enjoy all my recaps of The Bachelor. Erin would love to partner with me, to make our sites even better, with guest blogging and content quoting.

I looked at the website Erin works for. Good stuff. I was amazed at the amount of content for each episode. As in the latest was, I think, Episode 14. There were several of these Top 10 YouTube videos for the latest episode, Like Top 10 Most Awkward Moments. Or Top 10 Worst Cliches About Love. Stuff like that. I was surprised ABC was letting these videos exist, instead of banning them on YouTube, like what was quickly done with Adam Lambert's embarrassing American Music Awards massive mistake.

On The Bachelor Show website you'll also see this hilarious thing that Reality Steve was the source for, that being a video showing how blatantly staged The Bachelor is, showing how totally fake and staged Ali's call to Jake, saying she wants to come back, was.

Now, we'll see if I hear from Erin again, after seeing that I have linked to their Bachelor website, indicating that they actually do follow my blog.

The Bachelor: On the Wings of Love---Ali Leaves to Go Back to Work

I don't know how many Bachelor and Bachelorettes there have been during the run of the ABC The Bachelor train wreck. I have watched a few of them.

There has always been a sort of hokey fake aspect to this reality show. With Monday night's episode seeming the most scripted yet.

Is it now to be a standard plot twist on the Bachelor/Bachelorette? That one of the contenders gets an ultimatum to return to work?

On The Bachelorette it was Ed who left a, supposedly, devastated Jillian to return to work and then return to Jillian, who then picked Ed for the win, I mean wedding.

And last night we had Ali given a work ultimatum, after she brought Jake to her hometown. Back in Beverly Hills, Ali arrives to have a very badly written conversation with Jake about her terrible dilemma. If only he could let her know that she should stay, she would.

Jake begged her to stay, with no guarantees she would be his Mrs., Ali then left Jake's hotel room, walking alone down the hall, to collapse, sobbing, on the floor.

But, wait, coming up, on The Bachelor, Jake flies Vienna, Gia and Tenley to, I think, St. Lucia, where, surprise, he gets a phone call from Ali. I'm sure once she got back to work and her boss saw what a mess she was, he told her to fly to the Caribbean. Is that Ali arriving by helicopter, in the previews, where the voice over says it's the most dramatic conclusion to The Bachelor in the history of the world.

So, next week Jake and the girls are on a Caribbean island, where the notorious Fantasy Suites await. I hope Jake suffers no Ed-like malfunctions.

I can not help but wonder how it was Ali took time off from work without making certain that it was okay to be gone for 3 weeks in order to find a husband.

And, for some more confusion. Why did I think Ali lived in San Francisco? Was it because she called it her town, that she would show Jake around her town? Didn't they walk through her neighborhood? So, why am I reading, on a news website, that Ali returned to her job as an advertising account manager. In Williamstown, Massachusetts?

I hope Jake is up to handling Vienna in the Fantasy Suite. I'd be nervous if I were him.