Even Chris Crocker Wants Britney Spears To Get The Hell Off The Stage

First of all, when did Chris Crocker ditch the androgy-drag and get kind of cute? Second of all, PREACH, boyfriend. Looks like I'm not the only one who things Wigney needs to hang it up and get weaned off the prescription meds.

Here's the original "Leave Britney Alone" YouTube star stating the sad truth.

Best Demonic Whitney Houston Impersonator EVER

Imagine how awesome it would be if this guy (Showtime contestant Ryan Robles, in the Philippines) did this kind of performance to every Top 10 Whitney Houston single there ever was? Hell, throw "The Star-Spangled Banner" in there, too! I actually think this creature's voice is better than Whitney's, and he's only lip syncing.  

Sigh. When I have dreams, these are what they look and sound like. Let's hope Ryan made it over to the States last fall to audition for American Idol.

Christmas Jams: "A Very Ke$ha Christmas"

That's not really Ke$ha in this trashy holiday-themed parody video is it? Oh, wait—it is. No, it's not. Or is it? No, can't be—the girl singing actually has a decent singing voice.

Anyway, enjoy CollegeHumor.com's "A Very Ke$ha Christmas"! Favorite line: "I've been a bad girl but don't give me coal / Give me some Jack, let me see your North Pole."

(Hold on—is that really her? No, can't be...)