NOW That's What I Call Depressing

Here—you look at the tracklisting for the upcoming NOW That's What I Call The 1990s: The Alternative Pop Collection. I'll be over in the corner mainlining Geritol and fastening a noose out of the drapes.

1. New Radicals, "You Get What You Give"
2. Spin Doctors, "Two Princes"
3. Barenaked Ladies, "One Week
4. Meredith Brooks, "Bitch"
5. Sheryl Crow, "If It Makes You Happy"
6. Joan Osborne, "One Of Us"
7. Lisa Loeb, "Stay (I Missed You)"
8. Des’Ree, "You Gotta Be"
9. Duran Duran, "Ordinary World"
10. Shawn Mullins, "Lullabye"
11. Edwin McCain, "I’ll Be"
12. Tonic, "If You Could Only See"
13. Vertical Horizon, "Everything You Want"
14. Everclear, "Father Of Mine"
15. Live, "I Alone", "Shine"
17. Blind Melon, "No Rain"
18. Sublime, "What I Got"

P.S. Where the hell's that "wanna put my tender heart in a blender" song?