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Shayne Ward covers the December issue of UK mag Gay Times. There are some words or something that go along with the photos of his pecs jutting out of his wet T-shirt, but who the hell has time to read when Shayne effing Ward's pecs are jutting out of his wet T-shirt?

Shayne is set to perform on The X Factor—i.e. the show he emerged from five years ago as the winner—this weekend, where he'll be belting out new single "Gotta Be Somebody."

I'd keep typing shit, but let's be honest—your eyes haven't made it past that cover shot up above, have they, you whore?