Sunday, January 24, 2010

Johnny Depp is Not DEAD, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Are NOT SPLIT, I Think...

Sunday morning, January 23, 2010, the Internet is all abuzz with two rumors.

Rumor number one is that Johnny Depp is dead. Killed in a car crash in France. Car found, body yet to be positively identified. That's the rumor.

Chance of being true? Slim to none.

The other rumor is that the couple known as Brangelina aka Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, have split.

Some of the Pitt/Jolie rumors have them meeting a divorce attorney. Trouble with that is I don't believe they ever got married.

A hard copy entity, I believe printed somewhere in Europe, called News of the World, goes so far as to claim papers were signed by Pitt and Jolie early in January in which the pair agree on how to split the millions of dollars the two have earned while coupled.

I'm guessing the Pitt/Jolie supposed split is another bogus bit of news.

The celebrity death rumors really need to stop. The celebrity break up rumors, those aren't so malicious.