When I read yesterday that Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin are getting married my first thought was wondering how Kathy Griffin would handle this latest heartbreak.Last week. Or was it the week before, I blogged about Kathy Griffin's My Life on the D-List's trip to Alaska, where Kathy spent some quality time with her young lover.
Apparently Levi and Bristol decided to get married a couple weeks ago. Bristol was a bit worried about telling her volatile mother the happy news.
Bristol is on her own, living in a condo in Anchorage, where Levi answered the door when reporters knocked on it. But, Levi claims he is not yet living with Bristol and their baby, Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.
Sarah Palin's spokesperson issued a statement, on Sarah's behalf, that sort of gave her blessing, saying she and Todd "want what's best for their children and that Bristol believes in "redemption and forgiveness."
Supposedly Bristol blames Sarah for the breakup, telling People magazine that if her mom had not been a VP candidate that she and Levi would already be married and would never have split.
During the course of the bitter word battle between Sarah and Levi, his future mother-in-law mocked him as "Ricky Hollywood" and, referring to Levi's getting naked for Playgirl, said he was aspiring to have a career in porn.
Some reports say Bristol has told her mom she and Levi are getting married. Other reports say she has not. Apparently upon hearing the news, by whatever means, Levi's future father-in-law, Todd, took off with one of Bristol's sisters named after a tree, I think Aspen or Willow, and headed to Denali National Park to hopefully blow off steam.
Meanwhile, Levi Johnston continues to be the mature one in this mix, issuing the following statement, "Last year, after Bristol and I broke up, I was unhappy and a little angry. Unfortunately, against my better judgment, I publicly said things about the Palins that were not completely true. I have already privately apologized to Todd and Sarah. Since my statements were public, I owe it to the Palins to publicly apologize."
And then there is poor ol' lovelorn, loveworn, Kathy Griffin. This morning she has been pining her pain over losing Levi, on Twitter. I'll copy and paste a couple of Kathy's Twats...
kathygriffin Oh y did I trust my heart 2 a 19 yr old ice-fisherman/babydaddy from Wasila?Like Britney I'm putting myself on a 5150 psych hold BUY MY BOOK
kathygriffin She shares her heartbreak when she learns her lover, Levi, has gotten engaged http://fb.me/BByUkWEX
I hope Levi broke the news to Kathy before she was shocked by learning it by other means.
